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June 30, 2007

Best. sunglasses. ever.

For years, Bonnie preached the benefits of Maui Jim sunglasses. As a trained optician, her opinion was never in doubt, but I just never had the money to buy myself a pair. So last year when I did, I spent a lot of time comparing them. Eventually I decided that I really, really wanted a pair of the Ka'anapalis but I couldn't justify the price. The girl at Sunglasses Hut finally talked me into a pair of the Kanahas instead, and I've worn them pretty regularly since then.

They're awesome. Polycarbonate, grey lenses, polarized, with a nice wrap look that offers great eye protection from debris, wind and UV. Awesome, awesome glasses. Not that expensive, either, at least for Mauis.

Hey Isaiah...

...did it occur to you that maybe the reason you were fired hasn't got as much to do with you being black, as you being a self-righteous and supremely arrogant asshole?

Everything I've read or seen about this guy tells me I wouldn't want to work with him, either. It sounds like he certainly went through the motions -- making an apology, offering to go to counseling, etc. And I don't deny that racism is an issue that still tears at the fabric of the country.

He has a mind of his own, he says, and people are intimidated by the "booming voice of a black man," he suggests. He denigrates an HR manager who told him that people on the set were "afraid of him," and chalks it up to his absence of subservience to whites.

No, it's not that. People are intimidated by others in positions of authority -- like prominent cast members of a hit show with a documented history of violent behavior -- who get into shrieking matches with their coworkers. I've worked for sociopaths, and it doesn't matter if they're black, white or green. Crazy is as crazy does.

Isaiah Washington seems on some levels like a really nice guy -- he's building a five-room school for a village in Sierra Leone. And he's been, as he put it, volunteering in Africa for longer than Angelina Jolie and Bono. That's dandy. He's got an altruistic streak.

But I think his comments -- and more specifically, his actions -- betray that Washington has a violent streak. The "faggot" incident on the set of Grey's Anatomy wasn't the first time he's been caught yelling at co-workers, an issue he chalks up to "an artist's temperament." I'm sorry, but that's a bullshit excuse. Isaiah, you have anger management issues. If you go to therapy for anything, it ought to be for that, not for using the "f" word.

June 29, 2007

No.

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The heat is gone

It's still a bit sticky but at least the heat we've been suffering with since mid-week is gone. It was absolutely vile. I thought we'd caught a break yesterday, and shut off the AC's and opened the windows, but that proved to be a huge mistake -- I went out to fetch some groceries and a tank of gas and felt a wave of heat as soon as I opened the door to the house. So back went on the ACs and by this morning, the heat was gone.

It's supposed to be decent this weekend, phew.

June 28, 2007

Why do doctors hire lousy administrators?

I know doctors are overworked by insurance companies and have to cut corners wherever they can, but why is it that they seem to hire the most incompetent administrators and staff imaginable?

When Bonnie used to work for U.S. Healthcare (a lifetime ago, literally, before Emmeline was born), she'd have to field calls from doctor's offices all day long, explaining why claims were rejected -- inevitably, it involved paperwork errors on their parts. Incorrect codes, forms not filled out right, etc. The intervening years haven't gotten any better on that account, despite the proliferation of medical information systems, it seems -- we regularly get explanation of benefit statements rejecting claims from doctor's offices because they've filled out the forms incorrectly or used the wrong codes.

Of course, the doctor's office's first line of defense is to bill us, instead, and I sincerely wonder how often people pay these nuisance claims just to be rid of them.

But another practical example involved my doctor today -- I stopped into the pharmacy almost a week ago to get some pills I was shorted by my regular mail-order pharmacy, and they faxed my doctor's office. The doctor's office still hasn't taken care of it.

When I called, I had to navigate this voice mail tree, then I had to listen to this rambling, obnoxious message informing me that this was for refills only and that if I needed to reschedule an appointment or have a referral, I'd need to call back and press the appropriate number because those messages would be deleted off of this voicemail.

Does the person answering this line not have the ability to just forward those messages off to the responsible party? Seems kinda rude to me. But then again, their office is in high demand -- one of the doctors isn't accepting new patients, and the two others are only accepting patients from select insurance companies -- so maybe they figure they really don't have to go the extra mile for patient service.

My friend told me about going to her doctor earlier this week to have a chronic neckache examined. They gave her a disclaimer after the examination instructing her that if she did not follow their guidance for physical therapy to the letter, they reserved the right -- in essence -- to fire her as a patient. I guess in that case it's all about reducing malpractice liability. Still, for her, that was the last straw.

"I'm just going to find someone else and tell them to send my files over," she said.

I suppose I should just be happy I have insurance and a doctor at all.

Paranoid people make me laugh

This morning my iPhone burn-out editorial ran, and before too long people were posting (and e-mailing me) about it.

Some agree, some disagree, some are ambivalent. But one e-mail exchange in particular caught my eye. To say this guy is paranoid is a dangerous understatement.

Your article was very upsetting. You are really doing Apple a disservice. Are you forgetting that there would be no Macworld without the \"Mac\"? It\'s one thing to legitimately report weaknesses in an Apple product, but the way you talked about the iPhone by saying, \"I’m just really sick and tired of hearing about the damn thing, already\", plus the way you sabotaged the Apple TV, should be unacceptable to Macworld and most of its readers, although they must be applauding you at XBox and Nullriver. Are you sure you\'re not secretly on their payroll?
I would expect an article like this from an editor of a PC magazine, but not from a responsible editor from Macworld...\"Et tu Brute\"

I reminded him that the "op" in "op/ed" stands for "opinion."

It might not be your point, but that's the way it will be taken. I'm sure you will be getting lots more negative comments on your op/ed

Actually, I haven't gotten a lot of negative comments. Some disagree, but few are being dicks about it.

I read the forum posts. The ones that support your opinion cannot be true Mac people. Somewhere in there head is a PC lurking.
I don't understand why you would want to suggest to people that you will keep your X Box instead of purchasing the Apple TV. Do you really want to take sales away from Apple, because that is what you will be doing. There must be a way to get your point across without being so destructive. What if Steve Jobs said.... "In his opinion, Apple would be a better company if Bill Gates took it over".....hey, it's just his opinion, an op/ed if you will.

Yeah, heaven forbid that I try to offer an opinion that might be favorable of a non-Apple product. As Dubya teaches us, "If you're not with us, you're against us."

What I do is of little importance. You are supposed to be representing Macworld. You have influence and you are using your power against your own employer. I don't understand why you don't see that.

That's right, I'm wielding POWER and INFLUENCE! FEAR ME! I AM A SITH LORD!

June 27, 2007

Why Bob hates French

"Bob, spell 'chauffeur.'"

"S h o w f u r. Chauffeur."

June 25, 2007

Quiznos -- Good subs, lousy ads

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This is Jerry. He was born without taste buds.

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He was also apparently born without the ability to CHEW WITH HIS FREAKIN' MOUTH CLOSED.

Quiznos, you have good subs, but your ads suck. Jerry the Mouth Breather here is almost as revolting as the "real women need real meat" chick and her freaky laugh from the prime rib sub ad.

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Credit for bad behavior

Writing for Time, Michael Kinsley has nailed exactly what bothers me about "carbon credits."

OK, this is just stupid

Mac Gaming Industry May Be Suffering Options Gluttony

Seven gmaes represents an "options gluttony?"

Give me a friggin' break.

Robert on being lactose-intolerant

"I do not eat cheese, as much as cheese eats me."

Jesus phone

iPhone hype aside, if you call the iPhone the "Jesus phone" in front of me without any trace of sarcasm or irony, I *will* slap you.

June 24, 2007

Crosswords

This weekend Bonnie and I finally got around to watching Wordplay. It's a documentary about Will Shortz -- editor of the New York Times crossword puzzle -- along with the people he work with and the people who solve his puzzles (a motley collection ranging from regular civilians to celebrities like Jon Stewart and Bill Clinton).

I watched it because it's a great film and it's really entertaining. Almost all of the people interviewed are very sympathetic characters - self-effacing and modest, even apologetic, that they all have this fascination in common. If you haven't seen it, rent it or request it from Netflix.

But it got me thinking -- for someone who writes for a living, and loves words, I absolutely hate word puzzles. Anagrams, word finds, crosswords -- any of them. I'm no good at them, they frustrate me, and I hate them. Hate hate hate.

I guess what some of it must come down to is an observation by the former Times Public Editor/Ombudsman who noted that his experience was that the people who do the best job at the puzzles are mathematicians and musicians. Those people, he said, are very adept at interpreting coded information very quickly. I'm neither a musician nor any good whatsoever at math.

June 23, 2007

CVS vs. CIGNA Tel-Drug

Four members of my family, including me, take enough prescription medicine each month to make it a lot more cost-effective for us to buy our drugs from CIGNA, our health insurance company, and their Tel-Drug program rather than using a regular pharmacy. They sell us three times the quantity of the drugs for the same price we'd be charged by CVS, our local drug store. In late May I picked up $300 worth of drugs I need for $100 -- a three month supply.

That doesn't mean we don't give CVS a lot of business, besides. Between the ADHD meds and some meds we're still tweaking dosages of, it makes more sense to get that stuff through CVS than it does through CIGNA Tel-Drug. And when there's a problem, CVS is particularly better.

For one thing, they know me. I showed up yesterday. "Hi Mr. Cohen," said Tori, the tech on duty. "We got the refill on that prescription for Emmeline, it's all set."

Now *THAT'S* astoundingly good service.

For another thing, every so often, CIGNA will screw things up. For example, they sent me the wrong dosages on two of my prescriptions on that last, big order -- enough so that I had to take twice as many of one drug and four times as many of another in order to reach my recommended dosages. And, of course, they're not willing to budge on either refilling me early or adjusting the dosage -- they need new prescriptions from the doctor, which I've mailed away but which they've still not received.

What was I to do in the interim, I asked their phone rep -- after the third time I called, because they were too busy with other customers to help me before that. Go to the local pharmacy with a new 30 day script from the doctor, and have them process it as an override.

When I explained what happened at CVS, they looked in their records, saw that I'd gotten the dosages I'd needed before, gave me enough to get through the weekend and faxed my doctor's office to ask them for a new 30-day script.

Again, THAT'S good service.

June 22, 2007

Meat-trees

James:

"Daddy, wouldn't it be cool if meat grew on trees?"

"Uh. I guess. Why?"

"Then cows would be safe."

It sounds ridiculous, but I can agree with his sentiment. My vision of heaven includes groves of bacon cheeseburger trees that are always heavy with ripe, piping-hot fruit ready for picking.

Death of a coffee maker

Our beloved Braun coffeemaker, which has been brewing almost daily for longer than we've lived in this house, finally gave up the ghost earlier this week. It just simply stopped working.

It decided to die on Wednesday, the last day of school for Emmeline and James, which I took to be a peculiar omen.

Fortunately, we had a backup -- the Cuisinart Grind and Brew model my mom picked up for us a while back, which we'd rotated out of service (in favor of resurrecting the Braun) after one too many early morning cleanup events involving the grinding of beans not working quite as planned.

As a normal drip coffee maker working with already-ground beans, the Cuisinart is relatively well behaved, and its white finish complements the majority of the other kitchen appliances we have.

While the Cuisinart caused more problems than it was worth as grinding apparatus, it has some advantages -- the decanter itself is thermal, and the base doesn't heat. That means the coffee stays hot but doesn't get burnt. Unfortunately, its capacity is a bit less than the Braun's, and it's a total pain in the ass to clean inside. Ah well. Life is a series of compromises.

House construction

Contractors toil onward as they're building a house across the street from me. About a week ago they finished nailing on the exterior pieces -- most of them, at least -- so now work has commenced on the inside of the house.

It's been blessedly quiet; I haven't even heard the noisy air compressor going for their nail guns. There's a conspicuous van parked out front today with plumbing information on it, so I presume they're starting to hook up the house with pipes and heating.

June 21, 2007

One thing I dislike about having an Xbox 360 Elite

The total dearth of black accessories.

June 20, 2007

That's not a dog, that's a fetus

It's Ducky: He set a world record.

June 19, 2007

Media Helpline

So I get an e-mail yesterday from a corporate account called Media Helpline. And for one long moment I asked myself, "Is that a real name or a generic account?"

It's got a vaguely Mediterrean flavor: Medea Helpline.

June 18, 2007

Running Windows on the Mac

Every so often I'll read these forum discussion threads about running Windows on the Mac. In particular, for gaming, this has become a popular way for some users to get access to software they can't run natively on Mac OS X.

I admit that I've experimented with it extensively since Apple first started beta testing "Boot Camp" last year, which enables you to reboot your Mac into Windows (provided you have a spare user license for Windows XP or Vista lying around). It's clever software -- when you're working in Windows, your Mac is, for all intents and purposes, a PC.

Some Mac users clearly have no problem doing this, and don't find it a major inconvenience to lose the functionality of Mac OS X when they're running Windows. But it finally dawned on me this morning how it makes me feel: Like I'm running my car to keep the lights in my house turned on.

It just doesn't seem like a very efficient use of the hardware.

You have to partition a chunk of your hard drive for that use, which is inconvenient enough, imo -- then you need to actually restart, unless you're using virtualization software like Parallels or VMware Fusion. And while those are great alternatives, they don't offer the same performance or compatibility that the Boot Camp route does, so there is a penalty.

Don't get me wrong: It's a neat hack, and I suppose that in a pinch it's a really worthwhile solution. But working with it for more than a year now, I can't say that I'm really thrilled with it: If I had to work with Windows on a daily basis, I'd much rather do it using a dedicated PC than a Mac.

June 10, 2007

Time flies

It's hard to believe sometimes, but we've lived on the Cape for more than a decade. We moved down here when Emmeline was born, and I never planned to stay for very long. It's not that I absolutely adore Cape Cod -- though it's hard not to like this time of year -- but I discovered that once you put down roots in a place, it's very, very hard to uproot yourself and go somewhere else. As the family has grown from two to three kids, and as two of those kids have been diagnosed with mental illnesses that have required us to create a network of doctors, therapists and service providers, it seems we've gotten more and more entrenched.

As the kids have gotten older and have developed friendships, the possibility of us picking up and going somewhere seems even more remote. It's likely that we'll stay at least until the kids are old enough to move out or got o school, which won't be probably for another decade anyway.

If the past decade is any example, it'll fly by.

Still, all that time in one place -- the most time I've ever spent in a single place in my entire life, I should add -- has had some distinct benefits. One of them is knowing how to get around.

This afternoon I had to take James to a birthday party on the other side of town, and I needed to run an errand and then go to Emme's friend's house to pick up some stuff she forgot after their playdate yesterday. I managed to do the entire circuit without ever taking the same road twice, except for the last three miles or so -- almost all of it back roads that were off the marked routes where most of the traffic is.

And, as I said, Cape Cod in June is pretty hard to beat. It's still cool -- a bit too cool for swimming -- but it's a sunny day and warm enough to drive around with the windows rolled down, and everything is in bloom. It was a pretty drive.

June 09, 2007

Robert's IEP date has been set

So it's just as well that I'm not going to WWDC next week. Wednesday was, as it turns out, the only day between now and the end of the school year that we could agree on a date to do Robert's IEP.

As it is, we'll be a bit short-handed; our ed consultant will be coming, but not the case worker who's been working with us for a long time now. But still, I'm glad we can put this together, because I'd hate to have this hanging over our heads this September -- Robert is transitioning to a new school, and it's vital that his migration to Mashpee High goes well.

So keep your fingers crossed for us next Wednesday. Hopefully we'll get the services we need in place.

June 07, 2007

Must be nice to be that wealthy

We all know from watching O.J. Simpson's trial that the difference between doing time for a capital crime and going free is how much you're willing to pay your defense attorney. Apparently the same goes for minor felonies too.

The news reports that socialite Paris Hilton was let out of jail this morning after serving only three of her 23-day (reduced from 45 day) sentence for violating probation.

Not that I care a whit about this spoiled, smarmy little rich twat, but I'm just irritated that she's managed to squirm out of serving even the three-week sentence she was given due to "medical considerations" -- apparently she was refusing to eat the food she was being served and complained continuously about how cold and uncomfortable jail was.

Instead she'll serve the rest of her sentence under house arrest.

So there's a great lesson for you, kids: If you're a billionaire heiress, no one cares if you're giving sleazeballs blow jobs on videotape, looking like a jackass on your own national tv show or forgetting to wear your panties. You can even drive drunk if you want to, because if your lawyers make enough of a stink, even the LA County Sheriff's Department will back down and give you what you want.

June 05, 2007

Now THAT'S a superpower

I picked up a pizza on the ride home tonight from picking up a few supplies that were on sale at Target. Emme and James were with me, along with Bonnie (Bob begged off the trip and insisted on staying home).

About ten minutes from the house James began to get concerned.

"Daddy, the pizza is getting cold," he told me. "I can sense it. My pizza-sense is tingling!"

Real life men in black

This morning I was working in my customary pre-lunch way: In the living room, in an easy chair, in a pair of boxers. I saw a guy stroll up the driveway to the door and ring the bell, so I went running upstairs to put on some clothes.

Clean cut, with a black suit jacket and a tie. No sign of a car anywhere in the driveway.

"Great," said I. "Jehovah's Witness or a Mormon, probably."

I opened the door and steeled myself for a confrontation with an unwanted religious missionary when the guy introduced himself and whipped out a federal ID badge.

U.S. Secret Service.

Yeah, no shit. That's what I thought, too.

Turned out an old neighbor of ours was interested in a job working in the Secret Service, and had to pass a background check. As part of it, they send around field agents to ask neighbors about them. The family was really quiet and quite polite, so she passed with flying colors (I think).

This whole incident didn't strike me as unusual as you might think. The guy who lives on the other side of us had to go through the same thing when he took a job with the Yarmouth P.D. last year.

Anyway, U.S. Secret Service. Go figure. He was dressed in black, but no sign of a Neuralizer. I think. I think I remember the whole interview anyway.

Just so

This morning Emmeline and James were in the living room before their buses arrived, talking, as usual, about Pokémon. I heard a loud beep on the street outside.

Emmeline is taken to school in a van, and sometimes the driver, Wendy, will beep the horn if she's been waiting for a few minutes to let us know she's there.

"Is that Wendy?" I asked.

Emmeline craned her neck to look out the window.

"Nope," she said.

"I wonder who that was," I pondered.

"Maybe an idiot?" said James.

June 03, 2007

New lawn gear and plans to prettify

I have the kiss of death when it comes to lawnmowers.

In the last ten years I've murdered three of them -- one brand new one from Sears, one used one from Sears, and another used one we bought with the house when we moved in five and a half years ago.

I can't quite explain why I have such a hard time with mowers. I generally try to take good care of them -- add oil as necessary, change it according to the owner's manuals, stabilize the gas or drain it (or run it dry), and so on. Still, they die. A friend noted that lawn mowers are built very much to be disposable items, and he's right: The cost of rehabilitating a used mower is often one half to two thirds the cost of its replacement. So what's the point?

Anyway, Mom bought me my Father's Day present a bit early this year -- the Craftsman 80th Anniversary Edition from Sears. Quite nice, too: Briggs and Stratton motor, front-wheel drive, rear bag and -- best of all -- an electric starter (it has a pull-cord starter too but that's strictly for backups). On sale, too.

I did the yard when I got home, and it worked really well. The electric starter uses a battery that charges off a household current (fortunately the shed where it will live has a power outlet). Unlike a car, there's no alternator, so the battery doesn't charge up when the motor's running. So at least for today, I simply used the cord to start it up, and it worked like a champ.

Let's see how long I can keep this one before it dies. Maybe next time I'll just buy a goat. Or perhaps by then I can realize my dream of just living on the road in an RV. We'll see.

So Bonnie had me run an errand to our friends' house, to drop off some borrowed equipment and copies of DVDs. When I got there, John was unloading a bunch of gear from the back of his pickup that he'd taken from a relative who was moving. Among them was a gas-powered weedwhacker.

"Want it?" he asked. "All it needs is a new spark plug."

Of course, I jumped at the chance to get one. I have an electric one that works quite well, but it'd be fun to have a gas-powered whacker for a change and not have to worry about the damn cord.

After I mowed, Mom, James and Emmeline spread about half a bag's worth of Scott's Step Two, which comes highly recommended from my neighbor Chuck, with a disturbingly perfect lawn.

Chuck said that tries to do the Scott's Four Step stuff with each major warm weather holiday -- Easter, Memorial Day, July 4th, and Labor Day. So I'll go with his regimen and see how it works. Though admittedly, he's invested a lot more in his lawn than I have in mine: When he first moved in, he had yards of really finely screened loam brought in; he told me he spent a ton on top seed too. And it shows -- it looks like the outfield at Fenway Park.

Under Mom's stewardship, the garden in the front looks great -- we have an abundance of flowering plants growing in our little rock garden near the street and the shrubs near the house look better than they have in years. She's particularly excited about the peonies we have growing on one side of the house, as they have buds for the first time she can ever remember.

Last year we picked up a yard's worth of red bark mulch and spread it liberally on one side of the yard (bordering our neighbors, who used the same type for that side of their yard, so it offers a nice symmetry). We also used it underneath the giant holly tree that dominates the front yard.

I thought the mulch made a huge difference in how the front looked, and I'd like to lay down another yard's worth this year. The color fades after a while, so it's looking a little bleached out, but I'd also like to build it up a bit to contour and define the edges of the yard and the tree a bit more. We need another yard of pine chips in the back for the kids' playset, too.

I love mulch and pine chips -- they add great definition to the lawn, don't cost a lot and help to keep weeds and low growth under control.

Across the street

Work continues on the house across the street, though the contractors worked irregularly this past week, with Memorial Day and all.

It's been interesting to watch them, day after day. The extraordinary speed of construction in the framing of the house made it seem like they'd be done in just a few weeks, but it's readily apparent that after you've put the house together, there's a lot of other work that needs to get done. Although plywood has been hammered into place for the roof, two workers spent a full day cobbling together three doghouse-style dormers on the front.

A friend of mine in the construction business says this is pretty standard -- framing the outside of a house usually only takes a few days, but actually filling the house up with walls, rooms, windows, doors and stuff that people need like electricity, HVAC and plumbing take up the lion's share of the time -- not to mention carpeting, plastering and painting.

Still, I'm amazed at what a production it is: Twice a week, a flatbed truck rolls in with wood, and every day between 8 and 8:30 the workers arrive, set up their power tools and begin to do their thing. They usually wrap between 4 and 4:30 each day, taking a few breaks here and there to eat, hydrate, or get a cup of coffee or a smoke. There's a huge dumpster on one side of the lot, close enough to the house that the workmen on the roof can just toss waste in there. But it's not filling up that fast -- these guys obviously waste as little as they can.

The lot isn't small, but it's oddly shaped -- trapezoidal, and "pointing" deeply into the neighboring lots. As a result, the house is set quite close to the street. There isn't a ton of traffic on the road, but if I were the homeowner I'd be thinking about planting tall hedges or doing something else with the landscaping to improve my sense of privacy and deaden the road noise a bit.

The workers are polite and professional. One guy used to park right across the street from our driveway, and one day he saw me struggling to back the van in (in fact, it was no fault of his truck's -- I was just navigating poorly). But he took it on himself to apologize and moved his truck forward a dozen feet, and hasn't parked in the old spot since, which I thought was really thoughtful.

These guys are all extremely fit -- there isn't an ounce of spare fat on them, and now that we're regularly getting sunny weather in the 60s and 70s, their standard work dress is a pair of long shorts and workboots, and maybe sunglasses if they're doing outside work. A friend of mine who does HVAC installations tells me that on a large job he's working right now, they're enforcing a dress code of hard hats, shirts and jeans or work pants at all time -- no bare chests, no shorts. Given how hard these guys are working just on this one house, I've begun to understand just how much of an inconvenience that must be.

Outside of the racket made by the circular saw and compressor for the nail guns they use, the biggest nuisance made by the house going up has been the insistence of some of the neighborhood teens at ignoring the "no trespassing" sign that's conspicuously nailed to a tree. I'm not surprised -- at 14 or 15 I'd be hard pressed not to take a look myself -- but it's amazing how intolerant of such antics I've gotten at 37.

June 01, 2007

June, already?

WTF. Wasn't March just yesterday?