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January 31, 2004

MyDoom spam continues

Latest statistics:

I keep 10 days worth of spam in my Purgatory directory; that's maintained by SpamAssassin, which is a server side Bayesian filtering app that our e-mail server has installed.

Normally, it traps around 2000, 2200 spams in that time frame. Right now, there are more than 5800. That number is a result of my training SpamAssassin to treat any incoming e-mail that fits the basic MyDoom profile as spam.

The frightening thing is that they're still getting through in droves. My second line of defense is a utility installed on the Mac called SpamSieve. SpamSieve moves all the e-mail it recognizes as spam off to a separate Spam directory, and I've scripted my e-mail client to dump any contents of that directory that's older than 24 hours.

Usually it has about 500 messages in it. Right now the Spam folder has more than 1000.

And spams and server bouncebacks from forged e-mail addresses are *still* getting through.

January 30, 2004

Friday Five

It's Friday Five time again.

You have just won one million dollars:

1. Who do you call first?

My wife, presuming she's not with me when I win.

2. What is the first thing you buy for yourself?

The house.

3. What is the first thing you buy for someone else?

Whatever Bonnie asks for.

4. Do you give any away? If yes, to whom?

I have a friend who's in rather dire financial straits, so I'd probably help her out a bit.

5. Do you invest any? If so, how?

I definitely would, but I know so little about investing, I'd likely hire a trustworthy professional to help me out.

January 29, 2004

The Boob Tube

If there's one thing my wife and I have a fundamental philosophical difference on, it's the role of television in our lives and the lives of our children. I, for one, have very mixed feelings about it, but she really loves it. This has caused us friction in our relationship, especially on occasions where the kids come into play.

Left to my own devices, I'd probably own a TV but I definitely wouldn't have anything more than very basic cable television -- enough to see the nightly news, and that would probably be about it. She uses it as background noise throughout the day, and thinks nothing of leaving the TV on for hours at a time, even when going to sleep.

I'm not casting any aspersions on Bonnie here -- there's absolutely nothing wrong with how she utilizes the TV. It's just very different than I would use one under other circumstances. We were raised in different environments, and this is just one example of where our personalities and behaviors differ.

It's easy to call the TV "the idiot box" or "the boob tube" (as I did to title this message), but I don't think that's fair. There's a lot of good programming on the TV day and night. There's a lot of bad programming too. Like going to McDonald's or hitting the grocery store, television offers you choices, and the choices that you make can be good ones or bad ones.

With my kids, though, it's another story, because I don't think that they exhibit the level of impulse control and objectivity needed to make those good decisions. I see how they get even watching Cartoon Network -- like tuned out zombies. And when my kids are distracted enough with each other and their toys to avoid doing homework or brushing their teeth, I'm not terribly anxious to introduce another distraction into the house.

So for some inexplicable reason earlier this month, I had the cable company restore our second-tier service. We'd been working with a fractured combination of basic service and a digital stations package that gave us an interesting mix of stuff, but we were shortchanged on goodies like The Cartoon Network, SciFi Channel or CNN.

Now I'm beginning to regret that decision. When I come downstairs in the morning I find that the cable box has been tuned to Cartoon Network. My older son usually gets up before I do and sneaks in some TV before he goes to school. That's against the rules in our house, and I don't like it. My younger son will watch kids' shows for hours at a stretch and then complain when the TV gets turned off. That's a behavior I'm trying very hard to change now.

Don't get me wrong -- I I love to watch programming that I consider educational or informative, whether it's seeing politicans interviewed on watching a documentary on terrorism. I also love to be entertained, and can very easily get swallowed up by an episode of 24 or laugh my ass off when South Park is playing.

But the fact is, too often I'm left searching for something to watch because I've just seen something else and it's over. It's like eating a bag of potato chips when you know you're not hungry. Right before I started this entry I was channel surfing about five different stations in rapid succession, having spent the better part of the hour trying to find five different things that even remotely interested me.

Again, bad behavior choice.

Ooh. The Daily Show. Do we have any guacamole and chips left?

January 28, 2004

Kerry takes NH

The Democratic National Convention is still months away, and anything could happen between now and then, so I'm not going to put all my eggs in one basket and presume that Sen. John Kerry will get the nod. But his win in the Iowa caucuses and last night in New Hampshire should be telling for the Dean campaign.

Dean has done a tremendous amount to stir up emotion against the current administration and Congress, and a lot of it is justfied. And personally, I think his Ballmeresque chest-beating after the Iowa thing last week won't amount to much in the long run except a few more GarageBand remixes here and there.

But if there's anything that eight years of Bill Clinton should have showed up, it's that the nation is a lot more amenable to a centrist Democratic leadership than it is to anyone who appears radical at all. It'll be interesting to see how the next few weeks shape up, especially once the candidates start plugging the big Western states.

Whether Dean or Kerry get the nod -- and I suspect one of the two will when the DNC happens this summer -- I hope they manage to work out a deal with Edwards for the VP job. Maybe that'd be a ticket that would sell well to the South, at least in those areas where people aren't insane enough to vote for four more years of the Bush plutocracy.

January 27, 2004

MyDoom.A poised to become biggest worm ever

So MyDoom.A is spreading around the Internet faster than any e-mail worm before it, thanks to ignorant asshat PC users who don't bother to keep up their virus definition files and system administrators who don't bother to keep their networks locked down.

As a Mac user, as usual, I'm on the sidelines on this -- none of the machines in my house or office are affected, thank God, but I *am* affected in my own way: My e-mail inbox has been absolutely deluged over the past 24 hours not only with infected e-mails but with bouncebacks from servers that have rejected e-mails with my spoofed address on them.

So far, I've received hundreds upon hundreds of e-mails like this, and a general in-box we use for press releases and news announcements -- a necessary resource for us -- has been plagued even worse; the count is already in the thousands.

I seriously hope that worm and virus authors have a very special place in hell reserved for them right next door to spammers, and I hope they all die screaming, painful, agonizing deaths. They're absolute fucking vermin of the lowest order. This sort of thing goes way beyond simple inconvenience when you live and work on the Internet.

January 26, 2004

Dean called for national IDs?

Declan McCullagh says that about two years ago, democratic presidential hopeful Howard Dean (still just a governor at the time) outlined a plan in broad strokes for a national ID system that would -- among other things -- be required for anyone to use a personal computer for Internet use.

Now, March 2002 was still on the crest of post 9/11 hysteria and general jackbooted idiocy of all orders, so I'll forgive Dean if this was something said in the heat of paranoia that he has no intention of actually following through on. But it's enough to scare the shit out of me if he's serious, and what's particularly disturbing is that McCullagh hasn't been able to get a straight answer out of Dean's campaign folks despite trying six times.

It's something that the Dean campaign should get its shit together on right quick, in my opinion, since this is the sort of thing that will raise the hackles of plenty of civil liberties and privacy/freedom groups.

The idea of a national ID has died in Congress, so maybe Dean realized how much of a bloated, stinking dead pig the concept was and just wants it to go away.

January 24, 2004

The Mac at 20

So today is the 20th anniversary of Apple's Macintosh computer -- a point that has been noted by news services far and wide, including my own MacCentral and Macworld. It's a significant event in my own life, as geeky as it sounds -- I've been using a Mac almost since the beginning. And since some folks are using the opportunity to reminisce, I figured I'd join along.

My first experience with a Macintosh was in the summer of 1984. I'd seen ads for them -- I don't remember having seen the famous "1984" ad, but then again the Super Bowl wasn't a really important thing for us at the time. Anyway, there was a local company called Leading Edge that manufactured disk drives and other components for computer manufacturers, and they held an outdoor computer fair on a warm day, in their parking lot. Tents were erected and dozens of vendors were selling their wares or showing off products of interest.

I'd already had a fair amount of experience with computers -- a lot more than other kids my age at the time. An adult named Ron Friedman gave me my first exposure to personal computers -- he was my Big Brother, through the Jewish Big Brother/Big Sister program, and as I remember he was a systems analyst working for a big downtown Boston law firm. Ron bought a TRS-80 Model 1 fairly soon after they first came out, and quickly amassed an impressive setup with a 12-inch black and white display, cassette data drive and other trappings.

We would often go to his house to use it, and thanks to a lack of readily available software and a lack of desire to buy what was out there, we'd often opt to write our own code using BASIC. I got down the fundamentals pretty quickly, and eventually learned how to program simple math games complete with graphics.

Eventually my mother budgeted a computer for our home. I begged her for an Apple II, because that's what a couple of kids I knew had, that's what the schools were getting, and that's what was popular. Mom put the kibosh on it, as I remember, because she felt that I'd probably spend all my time playing games on it, and she wanted me to learn. So she bought a TI-99/4A instead. After all, Bill Cosby was shilling them and TI made calculators, so they must be legit.

Of course, mom either neglected to realize or failed to understand the implications of the TI's built-in solid-state cartridge slot. After all, what better use for cartridges at the time than games?

So with this experience behind me, I had a pretty clear understanding in 1984 that a computer was driven by a command-line interface and that, outside of playing games, the barrier to entry to actually *doing* something with it required a fairly high degree of user sophistication. On that day, I saw my first Mac, and my entire understanding of what a computer could be used for shifted utterly.

A fellow -- I don't honestly remember if he was a salesman for a computer store or just an early Mac enthusiast -- was showing off an original, beige Macintosh with a keyboard and a hitherto unknown peripheral called a mouse. On the screen he was running a program called MacPaint. I "got" the concept immediately -- I could move the mouse around the screen, select tools from a palette, and generate pictures.

Menus popped down to offer up a host of other commands for me to choose from -- saving files, opening files, copying, cutting and pasting. And all of the content was stored on a smaller floppy disk than I'd ever seen before, that could hold a whopping 400K -- more than three times the amount of the machine's already prodigious system memory, compared to the systems I'd worked with. What's more, those images could be printed out on an Apple ImageWriter, and lo and behold, they looked the same on the page as they did on the screen.

The whole concept was mind-blowing. The Mac immediately became an object of techno-lust for me, and every opportunity I had to play with or touch one I would gleefully indulge.

After a time, it became clear that the TI was getting long in the tooth, and that I'd eventually need a better computer. I begged. Pleaded. Cajoled. Demanded. Whined. Eventually, I got one, in 1985 -- one day, my mother came home from work with a 512K "Fat Mac" and a wide-carriage ImageWriter.

A few months later, a friend of mine came into possession of a 2400 baud Apple modem, but had no computer to use it with. I offered him a trade -- my TI, complete with expansion chassis and software, for the modem. Within a few days, I'd gotten the serial cable I needed to get online and was dialing up bulletin board systems all over eastern Mass.

It was, in retrospect, a fair trade -- I've been using Macs online almost continuously since then. As to my mother's presumption that no good would ever come of my game-playing, well, I've long proved that theory wrong as well.

January 23, 2004

Friday Five

More pompous self-reflection on its way:

At this moment, what is your favorite...

1. ...song?

At this point it's a toss up between "Baby I Love You" by Aretha Franklin and "Padabam" by Yonderboi.

2. ...food?

Barbequed baby back ribs sound really good just now.

3. ...tv show?

Another toss-up. 24 comes close; so does The O.C. I still love Angel, too.

4. ...scent?

Fresh ground coffee.

5. ...quote?

"It is better to keep quiet and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt." - Mark Twain

January 22, 2004

Woman has 176-pound tumor removed

Tumor immediately employed by the RIAA legal team.

Mars defense grid back online

NASA said the Spirit probe has suffered an "extremely serious anomaly".

I guess those were "extremely serious anomalies" that anally probed Betty and Barney Hill back in the sixties, too, eh?

January 20, 2004

"We are made of meat"

This nihilistic view on the human condition was the observation of my three year old son James yesterday, who briefly decided to change his name to Meat.

James was thrilled when Peter Jennings offered a look at the changes to the Atkins diet on last night's ABC news, when the word "meat" was used repeatedly. Then James chortled heartily while watching Entertainment Tonight a few minutes later when one of the hunky entrants to the "Average Joe" lamented to the cameras that he didn't want to be viewed as just a piece of meat.

Today James had an entrepreneurial epiphany. He told his mother that while other kids open lemonade stands during the summertime in order to pocket some extra coin, James would prefer to invest his venture capital in a cheese stand. I'm not sure that cheese is really a refreshing summertime treat, but you've got to admit that it's an original idea.

January 19, 2004

Power outages

One of the crosses we must bear living on Cape Cod is having less reliable electrical service than a lot of other areas in this general region. I'm not quite sure why that is, but it is so. Enough so that at least one of my neighbors has invested in a noisy backup generator that he runs when the lights go off.

As they did yesterday, for about eight and a half hours.

NStar, our electric company, had two explanations for why the power went out -- initially, they said that a tree fell and took down wires. Several hours later, the explanation changed to a pole that needed to be "reset" following a car accident. Whatever the case, the cops and Nstar had actually barricaded a nearby road, so it was definitely serious.

I've discovered that you need a lot of things for electricity, like keeping food cold and keeping lights on and keeping the furnace going. None of these things worked yesterday until about 12:30AM, and this was disconcerting.

It didn't keep us from having dinner; I'd been ready to grille some swordfish for Bonnie and myself and some sausage for the kids, so that went ahead, thanks to the flammable and non-electrical-dependent qualities of propane and the fine Weber grille system. We had a salad and made the best of it, eating by candlelight, which Emmeline reminded us was romantic. Bob was grossed out by this.

My PowerBook just happened to have three fully charged batteries, so we ended up using it to watch a couple of movies. Then it was bed-time, and the kids all went to sleep.

By the time the power finally came back on, it was about 60 degrees in the house. I was delighted to hear the furnace kick back into gear, and went to sleep at about 1 in the morning content that the emergency was over.

Today is Martin Luther King Jr. Day, and that is a rather unexpected holiday for me -- I just found out on Friday that I didn't have to work today, so I'm going to use the time to try to get my office in some semblance of order, again.

January 17, 2004

File under, "bad job match"

An Israeli ambassador is involved in an incident of vandalism involving an art installation in Sweden.

Without getting into the underlying political and social motivations for Mazel to do what he did, and acknowledging that the content of the exhibit itself was bound to raise eyebrows, doesn't it seem apparent that someone who resorts to physical violence to express himself is probably not the ideal person to have in a diplomatic position? Maybe Mazel should seek a seat on the South Korean parliament -- the fisticuffs-method of political negotiation practiced in Seoul seems more his style.

I wonder what else besides "Forest Ranger" showed up on Mazel's high school career guidance exam.

Both Frickin' Vans

Fear not, faithful readers -- perhaps the new van will see an entry from time to time as well.

This morning Bonnie and I were awakened to the sound of a car alarm bleating its loud, shrill cacophony to the neighborhood. I tried to ignore it but it kept me awake.

"What asshole isn't turning his car alarm off?" I idly wondered, when it finally struck me that the asshole was me.

Somehow -- perhaps due to the extreme cold -- the alarm in our van tripped this morning. What was even more troublesome is that the remote on my keychain didn't turn it off! I had to get Bonnie to dig out hers before we could finally shut it up.

It was about then that I realized that we've never registered ourselves as new owners of the van with Lo-Jack, the auto security system that the van is set up with. If you're not familiar with Lo-Jack, it's a vehicle recovery system that provides a way for the authorities to find your car after it's been stolen. They also install car alarms, hence the racket this morning. To my neighbors, I humbly apologize.

So now I need to fill out and fax paperwork -- including copies of my license and vehicle registration -- to Lo-Jack to prove to them that I own the van now. And that will take a couple of days, according to the info on their Web site. When I called their customer service department this morning, I got a voice mail box. Shouldn't they have people on staff 24/7? Perhaps that's only in their vehicle recovery department.

Oh, and the extreme cold for the past week or so has nuked the battery in the Frickin' Van. It's dead, Jim. Dead as the proverbial doornail -- isn't turning over and cranking, isn't even lighting the interior lamps. Gotta jump start it to resurrect the damn thing. Bah.

The Boys & Girls Club of Cape Cod accepts vehicle donations, I read in the local paper this morning. But their cut off is 1990, and they're kinda picky about what they'll take. Perhaps they'll take the Frickin' Van if I beg.

January 16, 2004

sexta-feira cinco

1. What does it say in the signature line of your emails?

It used to say "Free Your Mind and Your Ass Will Follow," a quote attributed to Parliament Funkadelic founder George Clinton. Now it's just the standard corporate bullshit.

2. Did you have a senior quote in your high school yearbook? What was it? If you haven't graduated yet, what would you like your quote to be?

I don't recall that I had a quote in my yearbook.

3. If you had vanity plates on your car, what would they read? If you already have them, what do they say?

Either "FLARGH" or something suitably retarded for someone who does what I do, like "MACMAN" or "POWRPC" etc. I'd probably opt for Flargh. It's been my online handle for what seems like forever.

4. Have you received any gifts with messages engraved upon them? What did the inscription say?

I've gotten a couple of gifts with my initials engraved on them, but that's about it.

5. What would you like your epitaph to be?

"Father, husband, billionaire, benefactor to millions."

January 15, 2004

COLD

Here I go with more pissing and moaning about the weather which will undoubtedly earn me another "Suck it up, you thin-blooded biyatch" comment from Canuckistanian Corey the next time we're iChatting.

We're in the middle of a nasty cold snap here in the Northeast -- some of the coldest weather on record in the last 20 years, the meterologists are saying. This is a sharp contrast to December, which was snowy but not particularly cold. And it sucks.

Today the weather hasn't gotten out of the single digits (Farenheit) -- about 15-18 below zero for you commie metric users out there -- and it won't tomorrow, either. In fact, tomorrow is expected to be so cold -- - 35 F/-37 C with the wind chill -- that they've pre-emptively cancelled school for the day.

Let me reiterate this. They've already cancelled school for Friday -- not because of snow, but because of cold.

I am *so* ready to move to a warmer climate on days like today.

The Frickin' Snow Mound

I'm rapidly realizing that I have absolutely no desire to dig out the Frickin' Van from the increasing amount of snow and ice that's starting to cake around it. We've had record-setting cold for the past few days and I don't even want to go outside to start the damn thing.

As much comic relief as the Frickin' Van gives me in this blog and with folks who I talk with who read this blog, I don't really think it's worth the effort and the expense to keep any more. The snow isn't the issue: It's the van's increasing lack of reliability, the realization that we really don't need a second vehicle, and a lack of desire, motivation and finances to fix up the Frickin' Van the way it should be in order to use it regularly.

As soon as I can get the title squared away -- I have to order a duplicate because Emme decided that automobile titles looked FUN to COLOR -- I'm going to donate it to Volunteers of America, which have been the beneficiaries of my last three death-wagons. I'll use the cash I'll save on insurance to pay for a trash collection company so I don't need to drive to the dump anymore.

January 14, 2004

Macworld wrap-up

So last week was, as usual, busy as hell and fun as hell. I always get through the week partly on stress and partly on joyful adrenaline, just because I'm hanging out with people I really like doing something I really love to do. By the end of the week, I've always got a peculiar mix of post-coital depression and post-traumatic stress disorder. My feet are always sore, and I always sleep like a log for a few days afterwards too.

We got a lot done last week with even more limited resources than we've had in the past, so to that end I'm very proud of all the great work we did. I wish I could have cloned myself a half dozen times then re-integrated all the clones at the end of the week; I suspect then I would have had enough time to meet with everyone I wanted to see and check out all the cool products that I wrote and read about. But as it was, I'm really delighted with last week's efforts. Our freelancer, Brad Cook, did some sterling work for us.

Enough shop talk. On the social end, I was really, really happy to see THE Olivers as much as I did. Brad and Beth are special people and a lot of fun to throw back a few with. And Brad, don't even bother to show up for another Expo if you're not bringing Beth along. She's awesome.

Jean-Luc Dinsdale and his wife Gerie are really cool peeps, too -- I hope to see a lot more of them in the future. Now I have to figure out some way to scam a trip to Vancouver on the company's dime so I can see them in their native haunts. And if anyone's wondering, the way to Jean-Luc's heart is a six-pack of Anchor Steam Ale. I was also really happy to spend some time with Ryan and Jenn Adams, who I see all too rarely, and who came in town just to see me -- and, as it turns out, crash in my hotel room, since they got locked out of the garage they parked in.

I was delighted to see most of the usual suspects in the Mac gaming scene, including the MacSoft crew, the Aspyr bunch, Freeverse, and, albeit briefly, MacPlay -- admittedly not in an official capacity at the show but ready to represent regardless. It was also really good to touch base with some other folks at the show like GarageGames' Jay Moore and 21-6's Justin Mette, along wtih Brian Greenstone from Pangea and lots of others.

One of the peculiar things about the business of Mac games is that we're a very tight-knit community with a lot of affection for each other, even though we see each other only annually, in many cases. I guess it bears out the old saying that absence makes the heart grow fonder -- we don't spend enough time together to get sick of each other.

One downside of last week is that a lot of people weren't feeling well and had other commitments, to boot. This has been a particularly bad season for illness, and there were a few casualties to the flu and upper respiratory disorders, plus there were a few others who had to jet early because of familial commitments or CES, the big electronics show that happens in Vegas at about the same time as Macworld. So that was a bit disappointing, but not enough to spoil it.

One highlights of the show was the Macworld 20th Anniversary Party at Harry Denton's Starlight Room on top of the Sir Francis Drake in Union Square. Hundreds of people showed up on Tuesday night. and it was a swank affair, even if the place was a bit cheap on the food and service was slow. Wednesday followed with Party 1.0, and even though my company didn't have anything to do with its sponsorship, it was more my kind of scene -- live music thanks to the all-star band, and lots of easy prey for me in the form of unwary Freeverse employees.

Thursday was awesome with the Mac Bowl, our annual charity event to raise money for underpriveleged San Francisco schools (we pulled together $15,000 for the Treasure Island Elementary School and had a bomb-ass good time in the process). If there was a downside to Thursday's social aspects, it was that we spent -- as always -- way too much time at the W.

The W is a hotel chain that has differentiated itself by offering stylish, tiny rooms to its patrons and a nighttime scene in its lobby, bar and restaurant. Personally, I think they're unbearably fucking pretentious, officious ghettos of Eurotrash, posers and style-nazis who all need a collective enema. But I understand -- particularly in San Francisco, where the W is right across the street from the Moscone Center -- why it's a hangout for Expo showgoers. It's convenient, the rooms aren't that much more than some of the other local hotels if you get a decent deal on them, and for a casual visitor, it seems nice enough. But when I found myself there on Thursday, for the fourth night in a row, I snapped. I freaked out. I had a panic attack and needed to get the hell out of there.

All I really needed was an hour or two away to collect my thoughts, and indeed I came back later after having a late-night meal at Mel's Diner with Jenn and Ryan (first time I'd eaten a regular meal that day) in a better mood. I'm usually immune to having a place like that bug me that much, but I'll chalk it up to being short on sleep (at that point, two days without any) and running for way too long on nothing but adrenaline and stimulants. That's bound to make you a bit aggro before too long.

Friday was a total decompression day for me -- I never even made it down to the show. Decided I could get a lot more done from my hotel in between a nap and a shower; it was a smart move, although this massive allergy attack got in my way for a while before I took some Claritin. I wrapped up the evening with dinner with the Mac Observer crew and assorted guests -- it's become something of a tradition for me, and I couldn't have asked for better company. I called it an early night at that point, though work briefly got in the way.

All in all, I chalk it up as another successful Macworld Expo. Already I can't wait til the next one.

Emme

"Daddy?"

"We're learning fractions in school."

"Really?"

"Yep. I know halfs and thirds and quarters. And soon I'll be learning eighths."

"Huh."

"You know what else?"

"What?"

"If you eat six eighths of a pizza, you're a pig."

January 12, 2004

Bombing Yorkshire

US Jet accidentally bombs Yorkshire.

"The United States Air Force says it is investigating how one of its fighter jets dropped an unarmed bomb on the Yorkshire countryside last week," said the report.

Easy: The fighter pilot thought there were Canadians there.

January 10, 2004

I've had it with this damn ATT cell phone

Okay, one thing that's become patently obvious from this trip is that my cell phone provider -- ATT Wireless -- or my cell phone -- or both -- suck a big ass. I constantly dropped calls, couldn't receive them, and couldn't understand them when I did.

Right now I'm using a Nokia 3360 that's about two years old. I'm wondering if that's the problem, because it occurs to me that ATT should have coverage all over this city like white on rice. Would switching phones help? Or should I dump ATT and get a new carrier?

One thing I'd really, really like is the ability to route calls to my land line when I'm in range without using minutes, because it's still going to be at least a year or two before coverage in my area is good enough that I can just get rid of the land line all together. Hopefully number portability will be good enough by then that I'll actually be able to keep my land line number and transfer it to a cell phone account. Yeah, and monkeys will fly out of my butt.

So, I'm soliciting your help, dear readers. Any suggestions?

Macworld Expo postmortem

First of all, apologies for not blogging at all this week. I've been terrifically busy both with work and with the social end of the show.

For the most part, many people I talked with considered Apple's presentation here to be a failure -- the iPod mini seems overpriced for what you get compared to the "big" iPod. But you have to see it yourself to believe it, how small it is and how elegantly it works. Apple's done a nice job of making a tiny music player a hell of a lot more functional and easy to use than has been done up to now.

People were really disappointed that Apple didn't use Macworld Expo to show off new consumer or pro hardware -- this being the 20th anniversary of the Mac, many of us were hoping that Apple would kick it off with a bang by offering some jaw-dropping new product.

There's stuff in the pipeline, however, so just stay tuned. 2004 should be a great year.

Everyone thinks GarageBand, Apple's new music-making app that's bundled with the new iLife package, is phenomenal. You can certainly spend a lot more money and get a lot more utility, but by bundling GarageBand with other iLife apps and setting the price at $49, Apple's just blown a lot of other apps that cost hundreds of dollars out of the water, especially for beginning musicians. It's the four-track recorder of the new millennium.

In many ways, this was a very memorable show for me -- I got to see and meet some people that are really, really cool, and spend some quality time with them. I had an awesome time as the MC of the MacBowl on Thursday night, where we (Macworld magazine) and Aspyr hosted an event that pulled together $15,000 for the Treasure Island Elementary School's computer lab. In between my duties on the mic I was the biermaiden, running up and down the lanes giving each team table service and making sure they were topped off. A lot of people owe their Thursday night buzz to me -- maybe next year I'll rent a Duff-Man costume.

Third parties were showing off some cool stuff too. I have a chubby for the Squeezebox, a wireless device that connects to your stereo and your Mac's MP3 library, make it possible for you to stream your Mac's digital music to your stereo while displaying information about it (track name, number) on a built-in screen. Elgato's new EyeTV product and its EyeHome are remarkable. And there's a new company doing some Bluetooth phone driver work that promises to increase the utility of Macs whose users need digital connectivity beyond Wi-Fi.

All in all, I chalk this show up as another great success. I'm really happy I was here and am already sad the show is over and that I didn't get more done. Only six months to Macworld Boston, though. That ought to be...interesting.

January 03, 2004

On the road again

I flew to San Francisco today for Macworld Expo. The show doesn't officially start until Monday (although some would argue that it *really* doesn't start until Tuesday, when Steve Jobs delivers his keynote), but we always get in a weekend early to acclimate, meet and talk with people.

The trip out was mostly uneventful -- out of the motel by 4:30, a relatively painless check-in -- and in a serendipitous moment, standing in line to have my bag screened I bumped into a fellow I worked with more than half a decade ago when I was managing the computer systems of a design firm. The plane were late leaving the gate, however, and late getting to the gate when we landed in Chicago -- so I had to run to make it to my connecting flight (the doors had already closed by the time I got to the gate). Fortunately all went well and my baggage and I made it to San Francisco without incident. I met some interesting people on the plane, including some Mac user group members who I'm sure I'll bump into again, since they're staying at the same hotel.

I have to say that I'm really looking forward to the show now that I'm here. First of all, the company's come through with outstanding accommodations -- I'm staying at a downtown hotel I'm familiar with, that has high-speed Internet access in a very comfortable room. Secondly, everyone I've talked to seems upbeat, curious and happy to be here as well. That's a big change from last year, when everyone was biting their nails to see if they (and buy extension, the industry) would survive the year.

I think part of that is that Apple's had a very exciting year, between the G5 and the iTunes Music Store and the continued domination of the iPod in the digital music player space. A lot of people have high expectations about what Apple plans to reveal next week. Rumors have ranged from a "mini-iPod" to an update to the long-languished AppleWorks suite to some sort of set-top appliance to iLife application updates. Some of these rumors are pretty out there, and some seem grounded in some sort of reality. It's always very difficult to differentiate signal and noise, however, especially this close to the show, so I'm keeping an open mind and I'm hoping that it'll all be good, whatever "it" is.

On a personal note, I'm also upbeat because for once -- no Eeyore-like braying from me, at least for now. I managed to organize myself well enough before I left that I'm not worrying about anything on the home front. It's a great peace of mind to have when I'm in a situation where I really need to focus my attention on work. I often arrive for these events frazzled and depressed/discouraged, so it's a good change of pace.

San Francisco seems to have changed little since the last time I was here, at least the part of the city that I've seen (which accounts for about six downtown city blocks, all told). I'm delighted to discover that the Sanrio store that was formerly off of Market a few blocks from my hotel has moved to a posh mall that's within spitting distance from my hotel, which bodes well for souvenirs for both my wife and daughter. The big Virgin record store will also yield a couple of goodies that Bonnie requested which have been hard to find in our relatively remote neck of the woods.

More later.

And no, I don't have the satellite coordinates (if there are any) for the Macworld keynote simulcast.

January 02, 2004

Evif Yadirf

No mystery to regular readers by now:

What one thing are you most looking forward to . . .

1. ...today?

Getting my chores done before I leave.

2. ...over the next week?

Macworld Expo.

3. ...this year?

Seeing Bush out of the White House.

4. ...over the next five years?

Hopefully getting my financial shit straight.

5. ...for the rest of your life?

Seeing my kids grow up, prosper, and exceed their parents' hopes and aspirations.

Ground Control to Major Tom

Our trip to my grandmother's yesterday went off without a hitch, except for one thing -- the market I usually go to to get her grapes (a New Year's tradition for good luck) was closed, so we arrived grapeless. Anyway, it's the conclusion of my familial obligations for the holidays, and with it over, I breathe a sigh of relief.

Now I have one day -- really, only a few hours -- to prepare myself for Macworld Expo, a job I've heretofore almost totally avoided. Outside of making a few appointments -- actually, a lot of appointments -- I haven't really done a damn thing to prepare for the show. Haven't packed. Haven't gotten my affairs in order. So now I have to get myself in the mindset and cram as much as I can into the few hours I have before I take off.

Usually I catch a mid-morning flight out of Providence, but this year is a little different. Travel is up this year for the first time since 9/11, and my agent couldn't get me on a flight at a decent hour without charging the company an arm and a leg. So I'm stuck with a 6AM flight.

If there's an upside, it's that I'll get into San Francisco before noon. The downside though -- and as a non-morning person this is a big one -- is that I have to be up at the crack of ass to get moving. What I've done is gotten a motel room reasonably near the airport for tonight. I'll still need to be out of there at 4 or 4:30 to make sure I get my boarding pass and get through screening without a hitch, but at least I won't be up and out at 3 AM, which was the alternative.

I'm really starting to look forward to this trip -- people's budgets have loosened up a bit, so there are more parties and fun things going on during and after the show than in years past. This also gives me an opportunity to visit with my father and his significant other, who I just met for the first time last year, get reacquainted with them and catch up on things. So these are all good things.

Just continuing with the yin and yang theme, I *am* disappointed that Corey isn't coming out, due to circumstances totally beyond his control. I had been looking forward to seeing him, as we get together all too rarely, so that's a disappointment. Lots of other people are making the trip, however, so I'm happy I'll get to spend time with people I like.

Now, where's my clean underwear?

January 01, 2004

My daughter the lawyer

Emmeline is destined for law school at this point in her life, at age six. Everything with her becomes a debate.

Today we go to my grandmother's house, as is our tradition, since we don't see her at Christmas. It's a long drive, and the kids often get bored there, so Bonnie announced, "Find one toy you want to bring with you."

"Like a Hot Wheel?" said James, rustling through his box of toy cars to find one sufficiently gleaming, candy-colored vehicle to bring with him. Bob wandered off to his room to find something.

"Like Yu-Gi-Oh cards?" Emme asked.

"Mummy said one toy," I explained.

"That *is* one toy," Emme argued. "It's one *type* of toy made of many cards."

"They'll get lost or something," I replied. "Forget about it. Find something else."

"So just *one* toy, one *thing*? A big toy or a small toy?" she demanded.

"A small toy -- something that you'll remember to take home with you when we leave, and something that's relatively portable," I said, exasperated.

A few moments later she returned from her room, with a look of concern on her little face.

"I can't find a small toy I want to bring. It'll *need* to be a big toy," she insisted.

"Nuh-uh. No big toys in the van ..." I said.

"I only have a *few* small toys I'd want to bring," Emme interjected. "Like a Barbie doll. I could bring a Barbie doll," she said.

This is the "wear the parent down until they capitulate to your demand" part of negotiations. She won.