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It's too early to deal with this shit.

Woke up at quarter to 7 this morning to a loud crashing sound in the kitchen. Emmeline had opened the refrigerator door to get milk for her cereal, and apparently a metal bar that holds bottles in place inside the door gave way, spilling numerous bottles to the floor -- including a king-sized bottle of A-1 Steak Sauce and soy sauce, both of which shattered when they hit the tile.

Cleaning that stuff up is like trying to clean up a crude oil spill -- it's sticky, it spreads everywhere and even when you think you've cleaned it up, it's still there. It didn't help that it had gone *under* the fridge, so I had to move the fridge out to get all of it.

All without a mop -- the mop we have busted about a week ago and I haven't replaced it yet.

My heart breaks to see the A-1 gone. I can replace it, of course. I'm just sad to lose it on principal. It's my favorite steak sauce.

This is shaping up to be a fine weekend.

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This reminds me of the day that I came home from work, and my then-husband had been watching the boy for the day. Apparently, the grown-up took a nap while the two-year-old was awake, and there was maple syrup all over the living room -- the carpet, the sofa, the EVERYTHING. Oh, and I had just finished reupholstering the sofa the day before. And the grown up decided to throw the day-old sofa cushion covers into the washer. And the dryer. Sigh. There's STILL a stiff spot on the living room carpet where it just wouldn't get clean. How things change, though -- the boy is now smack-dab in the middle of his weekly birdcage cleaning.

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