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Quiznos -- Good subs, lousy ads

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This is Jerry. He was born without taste buds.

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He was also apparently born without the ability to CHEW WITH HIS FREAKIN' MOUTH CLOSED.

Quiznos, you have good subs, but your ads suck. Jerry the Mouth Breather here is almost as revolting as the "real women need real meat" chick and her freaky laugh from the prime rib sub ad.

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