Guaranteeing he won't have a date
We received several comments on how good-looking Robert is. And he is -- he luxuriously long blond hair, he's slender and fair. His two female cousins are smitten with him, and his uncle and aunt both complimented his good looks.
"In a few years, he'll have a long line of girlfriends," said Uncle Eddy.
Of course, that's presuming Robert has anything to do with it. Left to his own devices, I'm not so sure.
Last week a trip to the opthalmologist revealed that Robert is nearsighted and will likely need eyeglasses sometime in the next year. And today his dentist referred him to an orthodontist for an overbite correction.
So -- glasses and braces. And, of course, his obsession with video games and his burgeoning interest in D&D.
Yeah, I'm sure he'll be a chick magnet!