Ninja pizza
James decided tonight that a good interim career until his motorcycle-riding-ninja-kitty-protection service gets off the ground is Ninja Pizza. He wants to deliver pizza dressed as a ninja.
He figures he can throw the pizza like shurikens then cut it up using his katana blade. And if people pay extra, he'll sneak into the house when they're not looking and set up the pizza in their dining room. He can also impress customers by wielding breadsticks like nunchaku.
I'm pretty sure the market is wide open for this, but I'm not quite sure where he'd get pizza ninjitsu training.
Comments
Another spin on this entrepreneurial concept:
"Do you live in a tough neighborhood that other pizza delivery services won't touch? Our trained delivery ninjas will bring the pizza to your door, no matter what the risk!"
http://www.jefflindsay.com/Ninja.html
Posted by: CapeCoder | September 16, 2006 09:29 AM
I would order pizza from James if he would deliver like that...
it would fricking well rock
Posted by: Cameron Campbell | September 17, 2006 09:16 AM