Time to make the friggin' donuts!
Many times I have written about my beloved Dunkin' Donuts in this space. Alas, I am heartbroken to report that today, they have no donuts.
Dunkin' Donuts uses regional facilities to produce the actual donuts and pastries they sell. And apparently this region is served by a production facility based in nearby Wareham, Mass. The Dunkin' employees I spoke with this morning tell me that a fire at that building overnight has stopped the donut-making, and they aren't sure when it will come back online.
There's panic in the streets! Rioting, even!