Tikkabik

Overheard last night:

"Robert, stop reading in the dark."

"I can see just fine, mummy."

"If you're going to read after lights out, you should turn on your booklight."

"I don't know where it is. But I can see in the dark."

"Stop reading in the dark. It'll hurt your eyes."

"But I can see just fine..."

"Robert, I'm a licensed optician. Stop treating me like a freakin' idiot. Now stop reading in the dark!"

That's actually the first time I've seen Bonnie drop the hammer using her professional credentials in years.