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James' observations on the Macy's parade

On seeing Sweet Charity, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels and Rockettes song and dance numbers:

This is stupid.

On seeing Chitty Chitty Bang Bang dance number:

What is this? Oh. This is stupid.

On seeing a giant clown balloon:

Aaaugh! I hate clowns!

On seeing the Tom Turkey float:

It would be cool if there was a Tom Penguin float.

On seeing teen pop act B5 perform:

This is unneeded.

On suffering through another banal music number related to Barbie's "The Magic of Pegasus" float:

I'm waiting for Spongebob and Pikachu.

On seeing kids in sailor outfits dancing:

This is more stupid than the kids in pajamas dancing.

Comments

Well done James.

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