James went skating
today. His first time on skates, with his grandmother and brother and sister. He had a great time and did very well.
"So now that you've tried skating, what do you think you'd like better -- figure skating or hockey?"
"Figure skating," said James without hesitation.
"Why?" asked I.
"Because in hockey they bonk into you, and I don't want people to bonk into me. And in figure skating you get to make figure 8s and stuff and that's much more fun," he said.
Oh well. Leave it to me to end up with Brian Boitano instead of Bobby Orr.