He really is retarded
I've written before about how retarded our "paperboy" is. Of course, he's not a paperboy -- he's some guy who gets up at the crack of ass every morning to deliver papers to a fairly large geographical area in his car. To that end, I salute his work ethic. I just wish he wasn't a complete idiot.
He occasionally forgets to give us a paper and has given us incomplete papers before. I request credits from the Globe most times that it happens.
This morning we got a paper. Not our paper, mind you -- I subscribe to the Sunday edition of the Boston Globe. Today we got the Sunday Cape Cod Times.
Maybe he should just be appointed the head of FEMA.