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A plausible justification

So Bob and Emme want to save wild, endangered animals when they grow up -- preferably furry cute ones with big eyes.

James wants to be a ninja.

More specifically, he wants to be a motorcycle-driving ninja. Who saves kittens and harp seals. That he can give to Emmeline to heal, because she wants to be a veterenarian.

"That's why I want to be a ninja," James declared today, eating a taco at dinner. "So I don't have to cook."