Catterel?
Robert's last day of school is Monday. He came home with lots of schoolwork he'd been collecting, as the teacher asked the kids to clean out their desks. He got an A- on this assignment, poetry-writing. Robert's subject of choice was Max, our beloved cat.
Maximum Cat
Max is the maximum cat
He is extremely big and fat
When he says 'mrr-yo-yo'
He seems fatter than 50 yo-yos
He is not flat, but fat.
Fat
Max is my cat
He acted so big when he sat
Whe he lets out a wail
He flings up his tail
And acts unlike any other cat.
Pig
Max is so big,
he's fatter than a pig
if he ate a fly
he wouldn't die
but he certainly wouldn't eat a fig.