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I am sporting wood ...

... allergies -- more specifically, an allergy to birch tree pollen, and birch trees are all over my neighborhood. Along with allergies to dust mites (Robert is allergic to them as well) and cats (it's pretty mild, compared to the other two). That's the verdict after my first round of tests with our allergist. I go back tomorrow to be poked again to find out what sort of foods I'm allergic to. Then he'll prescribe something that will hopefully help me stop waking up every day and sneezing my ass off for a half an hour.

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"Then he'll prescribe something that will hopefully help me stop waking up every day and sneezing my ass off for a half an hour."

Have you thought about having yer butt surgically removed? Might solve the problem. ;-)

I have a book that talked about ulcers being caused by a certain bacteria a year before it became a scientific "discovery" and big news and talked about dandruf being caused by a fungus before that sorts of became common knowledge... it talks about the liver being blocked and unable to mevove toxins from the body and when it builds up to an intolerable level, allergies may result. Mites may not be the problem but the microbes they carry might be, etc.

I suggest you try a liver cleanse. I have a recipe. At the very least, you'll be healthier at the end. Also have a kidney cleanse recipe. Your liver can be blocked without it being calcified enough to be picked up on an xray or whatever they use to scan for gallstnes. The book has pictures, and I've tried it myself and seen them wehen they're passed.

-tonya