Tikkabik

All right, so there's a lot of duplicity on both sides of the political fence today, but this made me laugh. Not funny ha ha laugh, more like wry, I sob inside for the state of humanity laugh. Anyway, my father e-mailed me this, so I figured I'd pass it along.

Things you have to believe to be a Republican today:

Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.

Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.

The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N.