Salami cats
So Emmeline was wandering around the house the other day telling Bonnie all about these adorable kittens on this calendar in her room. She's smitten with them. So Bonnie asks her what breed of cat they are.
"Salami, I think," says Emme. "Yeah, Salami cats."
"Salami cats?"
"Yeah, Salami cats."
Only after careful investigation does Bonnie discover the breed that Emme's looking at: Somali.
I kinda like the concept of a Salami cat instead.