A little ditty my mom taught me
"Hooray, Hooray! It's the first of May. Outdoor fucking begins today!"
A good Beltane to you all.
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"Hooray, Hooray! It's the first of May. Outdoor fucking begins today!"
A good Beltane to you all.
Comments
Uh huh. (as I pull on a sweatshirt and help vacuum up the leaked rain water in the sunroom..)
Posted by: Alphax | May 1, 2004 12:34 PM
Here comes the story
Not caring I'm in my bed
Rap, rap, rap it goes
Against the side of my head
Here comes the story
Telling me what it will
Hurry, hurry, hurry I go
To fetch my parchmentand quill
Here goes the story
Inconsiderate little goof
As in the midst of telling its tale
It sudenly goes, "poof"!
(Don't steal it!)
Posted by: chocolate-covered treat | May 2, 2004 09:21 PM
I haven't seen any outdoor fucking yet, and frankly I'm feeling let down.
Posted by: Brad Oliver | May 4, 2004 03:43 PM
Brad:
One of those moments to turn challenge into opportunity, I think.
Posted by: flargh | May 5, 2004 09:36 AM