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If you...
1. ...owned a restaurant, what kind of food would you serve?
Bacon. Duh.
2. ...owned a small store, what kind of merchandise would you sell?
Cleverly designed sex toys and obscure cooking implements.
3. ...wrote a book, what genre would it be?
Historical fiction/fantasy with a strong vein of animal husbandry.
4. ...ran a school, what would you teach?
Stunt car driving.
5. ...recorded an album, what kind of music would be on it?
Lullabies for orc children.