Gay dolls
James and Emme are playing in Emme's room. They're playing with Emme's endless procession of dolls when Bonnie and I hear Emme say, "They're having a gay wedding."
"*Who's* having a gay wedding?" asks Bonnie.
"Um..." Emme starts. "Well, we're just playing with girl dolls. There aren't any boy dolls. So the girl dolls are having a gay wedding, and one girl has four kids, and the other girl has none."
Well, thank goodness. Emme's dolls are *lesbians*. For a second, I was getting worried.