Cleaning the cushions
Late yesterday afternoon I found my family gathered in the living room. The two older ones were watching TV, while James was staring at his mother as she sat on the floor, struggling to get the covers back on the loveseat cushions.
"Mummy, why'd you take those off?" he asked.
"They were smelly, so I decided to wash them," she explained.
James observed the process for a few moments longer and announced, "That's because daddy farts on them a lot."
Comments
Flargh.
Please unblock me from AIM. I didn't realize you would take to heart me calling you a Bungie fanboy. I apologize and retract my statements.
Posted by: Frank | February 25, 2004 11:49 AM
Kids can be brutally honest sometimes... :-)
Posted by: Alphax | February 25, 2004 02:29 PM