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It's over for America's favorite couple

Hey, can Bicurious Barbie be far behind, now that she's finally dumped that simpering idiot Ken? I can't wait to see her accessories -- Mullet-Wearing Midge, for example, with a flannel shirt wardrobe collection and Barbie's Dream Pickup Truck.

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And would they have a play bar called The Dyke?