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False advertising

So Disney On Ice's theme this year is "Three Jungle Adventures," with three shows based on Disney properties: Tarzan, The Jungle Book and The Lion King.

It's a blatant case of false advertising. See, the Lion King isn't a "jungle adventure." It's a goddamned SAVANNAH adventure. Lions don't live in the bloody jungle.

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And tigers live in apartments in New York city.

No, no. Tigers live in Las Vegas.

*Someone* can't feel the love tonight!