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Look for the union label

Fuckin' Verizon.

Dear peter cohen,

Thank you for your patience. Your DSL Order is still being processed.
However, we are experiencing a delay in activating your service on
telephone number (xxx) xxx-xxxx. Please know that we are working
diligently to provide you with service.

Your revised Estimated Service Ready date is 12/05/2003*.

Comments

They forgot to add "How does our dick taste?"

Like my ass, apparently.