Cute James moment
Bob: "Daddy, what are those birds? Are they turkeys?"
Me: "No, they're pheasants."
Bob: "Pheasants? They look kinda like little turkeys."
Me: "Yeah, a little bit."
Bob: "Do they sound like turkeys?"
Me: "No, they don't go gobble-gobble. They make a more trilling sound."
James: "And some birds say 'mine mine mine!'"