Friday Five, belated
I knew I forgot to do something yesterday.
1. Is your hair naturally curly, wavy, or straight? Long or short?
What is this, some kind of sick fucking joke?
Straight.
2. How has your hair changed over your lifetime?
We divorced. Irreconcilable differences.
3. How do your normally wear your hair?
What hair? I shave it. Regularly.
4. If you could change your hair this minute, what would it look like?
In my early 20s it because patently obvious to me that I had male pattern baldness. If I could change my genetic makeup and have thick, luxurious and longer hair, I would.
I'd love to have my older son's hair. His hair is thick, straight and soft -- teddy bear fur, I call it. He hates it when I say that. He doesn't realize how lucky he is to have hair like that, but I think he'll figure it out once the hormones kick in.
5. Ever had a hair disaster? What happened?
I got a top perm once. It was the 80s. I was experimenting.