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Don't trust a word you read!

After spending a few hours with Aspyr Media's Mac conversion of Bloodrayne, I have only one thing to say: The console reviews I've read of this game clearly don't know fuck-all.

Even avoiding some of the Mac-specific bogosity I've seen with this $30 turd so far, this game is crap. It could be running at a solid 60fps with the most beautifully rendered graphics in the history of computer programming, and it would still be a double-decker poop sandwich.

Poop, I tell you.

At least Rayne is hot. Kinda.