Tikkabik

There's technology that improves the quality of my life, and I'm profoundly grateful for all of it. Here's a list of things that come to mind immediately:

Ham and cheese Croissant Pockets and the microwave oven. Hot, tasty, flakey pastry snack with pork products in it, what more could I ask?

Polarized sunglasses. Dolby noise reduction for your eyeballs.

Polar fleece. Soft, comfortable, lightweight and warm. Fashionable, even.

Dye- and perfume-free laundry detergent.

Charmin Ultra. The softest toilet paper ever invented.

Automatic coffee makers. A blessing from heaven.

Gilette's Mach III razor. Truly, you have to be an idiot to cut yourself with one of these things.