Archive for December, 2010

On children’s names


2010
12.24

I remember relentlessly making fun of my grandmother growing up, because she could never keep names straight. Whenever there was a family gathering, she would always mash up my mother and my aunt’s names, and usually mine too. Whosever name was on the end was her target.

So my aunt was “Maashasandy.” (My mother preferred that her name, Marcia, to be pronounced as it was spelled, but my grandmother, who picked the name, insisted on pronouncing it her way.

My mother was “Sandymaasha.”

I was “Maashasandypeeta.”

I could never understand it. How addled did you have to be not to keep your kids’ and grandkid’s names straight?

Then I had kids.

Not a day goes by that I don’t juxtapose or mashup the kid’s names, or call the cat one of the kid’s names, or call one of the kids the cat’s name.

Now I understand.

On slacktivism


2010
12.09

Without fail, every few weeks a new cause celebre takes hold of the Internet: something that evokes a strong empathic response in people who have a desire to act, but who also lack the will to actually do anything that involves time, effort or expense. This has become known colloquially as “slacktivism.”

Twitter users have been encouraged to make their avatars green to show solidarity with democratic reform efforts in Iran, for example. More recently purple avatars were supposed to show support for lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgendered (LGBT) youth. And just this past weekend, an anonymous Facebook page encouraged users to change their avatars to cartoon characters to demonstrate empathy for abused children.

It’s ludicrous to think that any of these efforts actually affected change for any of the causes they supported; they were simply a way for Internet users to very passively indicate their support for causes they sympathized with, without actually getting involved in any meaningful way.

It’s a good thing to shake people from their complacency and to try to instill in them some social conscience; doing so makes us collectively more aware of the world and our impact on it. And I firmly believe the world would be a better place if we all collectively demonstrated more enlightened self-interest – the idea that we all do well by doing good.

Certainly the holiday season that we’re in the midst of now is a very popular time for many to demonstrate a sense of charity that, in fairness, we probably ought to show more of during the rest of the year.

So the next time someone encourages you to change your Twitter or Facebook avatar to show support for a popular social cause, I’d suggest not doing it. Instead, find a few dollars to throw at a worthy charity that can actually make a difference instead.

For my part, I made a donation to the Ali Forney Center – a service for homeless LGBT youth in New York City – as part of 1938media’s Give a coffee, get a coffee machine effort.

Sure, there’s a free Tassimo coffee maker in it for someone, but it’s a worthwhile effort.

Aaron Sorkin: In Her Defense, I’m Sure the Moose Had It Coming


2010
12.08

Aaron Sorkin: In Her Defense, I’m Sure the Moose Had It Coming: “I eat meat, there are leather chairs in my office, Sarah Palin is deranged and The Learning Channel should be ashamed of itself.”

On faith and reason (an atheist’s lament)


2010
12.01

As some of you may know, this morning I brought Bonnie to Mass General Hospital for surgery. She’s had a cystocele repair done – major abdominal surgery. Suffice it to say that she’s in very good hands and that I’m very confident in the outcome.

A conversation I overheard in the waiting room starkly illustrated the difference between my worldview and the worldview of countless others.

This other gentleman wore his faith on his sleeve, quite literally – a t-shirt boldly proclaiming his Christian faith, and when pressed by a man sitting next to him, he explained how his faith came to him (after a serious work accident) and how it’s helped him through medical problems both he and his wife have faced. He was there to wait for his wife, who was having an outpatient procedure performed.

I appreciate the man’s conviction, and for him, that’s great. But where we utterly parted ways was another stated conviction of his – that faith was an absolutely necessary component for anyone who had any hope of healing or recovering from crisis.

“There are no atheists in foxholes,” he boldly proclaimed.

No. In fact, there are.

Look, I’m not opposed to people professing their belief in whatever faith they have, and I respect them all a great deal. This fellow was perhaps a little more extroverted and pushier about it than I would have liked, but whatever.

I understand intellectually what a great comfort it must be to put your belief in a higher power and trust that that higher power is watching out for your best interests. But it simply doesn’t factor into my worldview. Obviously I didn’t want to challenge the guy or contradict him, so I didn’t engage. But it got me thinking.

For me, Bonnie’s procedure today was a simple matter of education, reason, rational thought and stacking the odds in our favor. She knew she had to get this done, she asked her trusted Ob/Gyn for a referral, we looked at the doctor’s credentials, discovered that she’s one of the best in her field operating at one of the best hospitals in the world, and decided to go for it.

Faith – in the conventional sense of believing our actions were guided or blessed by a higher power – didn’t factor into it, at least on my part. Instead, I had a solid understanding that we were dealing with the top professionals in their field, researched their backgrounds, and made sure we minimized risk as much as possible.

Where I absolutely separated from this guy, however, was the sheer chauvinism (in the sense of an exaggerated support for his belief) in his conviction that everyone had to have faith.

No, not everyone has to have faith, pal. Some of us get along quite well without it.

Every time I think…


2010
12.01

…I’ve hit the absolute nadir of human idiocy, there’s someone else with a miner’s helmet on shrieking “Eureka! I’ve struck a well!”

Loudoun Co. Official: TSA Pat Downs Are Part Of “Homosexual Agenda” – DCist: ‘It’s the federal employee’s version of the Gay Bill of Special Rights… That means the next TSA official that gives you an ‘enhanced pat down’ could be a practicing homosexual secretly getting pleasure from your submission,’ Delgaudio wrote.”

Siggi’s skyr love


2010
12.01

During my trips to Reykjavik I became familiar with skyr, Iceland’s answer to yogurt. It was served as part of the breakfast buffet at the hotel I ended up at.

So I was delighted to discover Siggi’s Icelandic-style skyr on grocery store shelves earlier this year. At $2.49 for a single serving container, I certainly can’t afford to stock my fridge with it, but I buy it whenever I get the chance (and have the money).

Skyr, for the uninitiated, a kind of soft cheese that’s sold as a substitute for yogurt (that’s where you can find it in better grocery stores that sell it). It has a very delicate flavor and it’s very firm – a bit like greek yogurt (not unlike greek yogurt, it’s strained).

Checking the nutrition label, Siggi’s reads like a diabetic’s wet dream snack (or actually, for anyone looking for a great protein and calcium-rich snack that’s pretty guilt free). It’s non-fat, as it’s made from skim milk, has very little sodium and is very low-carb.

It’s also got 16 grams of protein per serving, and is sweetened with natural fruit flavorings and agave nectar. Agave nectar has been touted for diabetics as a natural sweetener alternative than sugar. It has a lower glycemic index than corn syrup – a measure of its effect on blood sugar levels.

I can’t overemphasize how different skyr is from yogurt, especially “factory” yogurt like Yoplait. It’s much firmer, much creamier, much less gloppy, and much less syrupy-sweet. It’s a substantial dairy product instead of a candy.

If you live in the northeast, you can find Siggi’s on Stop & Shop and Hannaford (I don’t think they’ve landed distribution with Star/Shaw’s yet) as well as Whole Paycheck Foods.